This Diabolic State Is Gracing My Existence
Like A Catasrophic Baby
Like A Catasrophic Baby
there was this 3 person. 3 angry, unsettled, chaotic person yesterday, at least. And the last one was the worst.
The first person.
Im driving BJP 1111. A red-hot Peugeot 206. And Im doing a U-turn. At Shah Alam's, in front of section 7. Biaselah, after U-turn, you'll be at the slow lane, the left lane right? So I switch to the fast lane, and suddenly there's a weird honk so I look at my right side mirror and saw this motor cyclist trying to stop my car from crashing him? Er. He seems so chuak and certain that I'll hit him. And blame me. I mean wtf, i did give a signal, and I checked before doing a U-turn if there's a car or what. Then only I did a U-turn. He WAS SPEEDING. so who's fault is that? He shud have seen my car doing a U-turn, lagi dia bawak laju. wth man. Adib cakap macam dia nak main tag lol, suruh kejar die pulak.
Then he just pergi mcm tu je. heh. I tot dia akan ke tepi and settle like a man. Kalau langgar dia ke, atau if it's my fault, I'll apologize.
So I went to McD. Ikutkan hati nak je kejar mamat tu, tapi perut tu dah lame buat concerto. So while waiting for a Savvy keluar for parking, then I saw a knock at my door, and noticed that damn bastard knock my car with his hand, and just speed away. THAT IS SO CHILDISH. BE A MAN. Turun settle la kalau die ade masalah sgt. I think because he saw a P. pft.
The 2nd Person.
I mean it. If I'm not a very good driver, not in terms of skill, but in attitude. I have to admit. Yes. I'm a meanie, I'm a jerk. At ppl that is damn stubborn, kiasu, so lan c with their car. Girls, I'm sorry to say, it's hard to find a good driver. I did find girl's bawak laju at fast lane and when I behind her she gave way, etc etc (not to mention she's a beauty too *O*) But sometimes girls tend to be so stubborn, or.. chuak. Panicked when another car cucuk her. well that, i kinda understand. but that's that.
This fella, I've been tailing him in the fast lane since Sg Buloh's RNR. Slowly, this diabolic feeling creeping inside of me. My emotion is taking over my mind. This is just simply because, I think, I kept thinking too many things inside my head, and didnt tell anyone. idk. well anyway while I was tailgating him, I honked, I gave a high beam, I gave the signal, all was left is to langgar the car. and run. This purplish Honda Accord 2003 and my demonic red Peugeot 206 was nearly 150. I can go further, faster. But he just, don't want to give way. Why? You know, this kind of people maybe syiok seeing ppl suffer dekat blakang dia? Who cares. I'm not fucking around. So when I was at the last corner before the Guthrie Highway, I sped my Peugeot and this hellish feeling started following me. A 160 km/h at a turn is something new to me, (at least after my car spun, and that car is that Peugeot.) Went to the most left lane, potong every car in the middle lane, then squeezed myself between the Accord and another car. BMW kot.
I was 75% in front of that Accord, but that car just don't want to give way. He kept to my speed and, there was this innocent car in the middle lane, speeding at 90km/h i think. So what I, to do? Stucked between the mid and the fast lane, the fast lane not giving way, too fast for mid lane? Easy, squeezed between the stupid Accord and the car at the mid lane. IT WAS SO DAMN CLOSE. I can see clearly using side mirror, the Accord just an inch from my car! but I don't care. This demon inside me screaming not to give way. This hellish atmosphere is so thick. I have my own ego. He challenged me.
After potong that car at the mid lane, I switched back to mid lane, then to the left lane, trying to cut all the way thru the ppl yg x paham bahasa at the fast lane, and did that. And guess what, he tailing me now. That Accord bastard. I can see that his wife/girlfriend is babbling, and I can guess what she said. "Enough la! Just stop it!" with that kind of body language. Dude, even ur wifey/gf noe its ur fault. So I went back to mid lane, giving way to that bastard to go first. See. If they want to go faster, go ahead, i don't care. as long as they stay faster than me. But he choose to fuck around me, still tailing me. So I purposedly slow down till 80, bagi dia pissed off. And press the S button on my car, lower down the gear, using it's full potential, turn to right lane and potong the car in front of me. He smoked, but he catch up anyway. And Rawang was like another 500 m? The left lane is empty, only a lorry just another 200 m in front. So I take this opportunity, slow down to 70, and that bastard, did as I planned, go to the left lane, and stuck behind the lorry, as I turned to right lane, lower my gear, pressing the pedal to metal, get to 150 in an instant and squeezed towards Rawang. Lucky it was jammed like hell, so that Accord got stuck like 40 cars behind me? hahaha.
So after toll, otw back, I relax-ly drove my car. and kept thinking about today. Maybe because he saw the P.
And the last of the 3 person, heck. It's ME.